Zak the dorm supervisor did a surprise inspection on my dorm room and he found six empty beer cans. He claimed that he found alcohol in my section of the room, and that it was mine. I share space with three other guys that I room with, so any one of them could have been stashing it. The school guidelines state that you have to go take an alcohol test if the dorm supervisor requests one. Zak walked me right down to the school’s clinic for one. The Doc came into the room and introduced himself as Dr. Phingerphuk. I laughed at his name because it was very odd sounding. He asked what was going on and Zak explained to him that he thought I had a bunch of beer in my system. [...]

The Doc took off his gloves and went to jerking off Zak bare-handed with a handful of lube. The feeling must have been better, because Zak told him to concentrate on the tip of his penis. Then it didn’t take long before we heard a warning from Zak that he was getting close. Zak came all over Phingerphuk’s hand, and it was a bigger load than mine. The Doc scooped some up in the little sample cup to run the tests. However, before we were allowed to leave Zak had to give a urine sample. He said that he needed to do it in private. Returning from the bathroom he handed over a container of piss. We were told that it would take around a week for the clinic to get the test results back.